Monday, December 15, 2008

To Do: Small Businesses I Want to Establish

by JONATHAN KIRCHNER, guest blogger

1. Florist Yeltson (Flower Shop)
2. Flour Power (Bakery)
3. Crepes of Wrath (Crepery)
4. Persian Golf Shop (Sporting Goods)
5. Hymn and Her (Wedding Choir Service)
6. Underground Maleroad (Gay Bar)
7. Shopping Maul (Jungle Cat Rental)
8. Tater Taught (Agricultural School)
9. Ace of Spayeds (Impotent Pet Cloning Service)
10. Friends and Fauxs (Fake Fur Shop)
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4 comments:

  1. Sojourner (You Can't Handle the) TruthDecember 15, 2008 at 11:46 AM

    Oh, this list made me laugh out loud and chuckle wholeheartedly.

    for some reason, Underground Maleroad made me think of another one:
    Malestrom: Gay Water Theme Park.

    What's wrong with me?

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  2. JohnDecember 15, 2008 at 1:30 PM

    Crutons and Futons (Furniture store / salad bar)

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  3. RachelDecember 15, 2008 at 5:28 PM

    From the library: This is hard to appreciate quietly. I had to snort my surprise and respect for all things Kirchner.

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  4. gyraDecember 15, 2008 at 11:53 PM

    About those jungle cats...

    is there a lease-to-own option?

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