Thursday, October 16, 2008

Best Excuses For Not Attending a Social Event

1. Having a kid that day
2. Don't really have anything to wear, or say to you
3. Heard a rumor there will not be hummus at said event
4. Just don't like White people
5. My constituents need me and I won't let them down
6. Busy hosting identical and simultaneous social event in my mind?
7. Having coffee with David Axelrod
8. Am allergic. Just in general.
9. My parents won't let me out that night
10. Probably better to just see you on the Internet
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  1. gyraOctober 16, 2008 at 10:37 PM

    11. I wash my hats on Thursday
    12. Have to stay home in case LK posts something funny


    (I live in a permanent state of #2)

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  2. De.CordayOctober 17, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    this is your best one so far.

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