by AARON REUBEN, guest blogger
1. Stop crying!
2. Go to sleep!
3. Love me!
4. Forgive me!
5. Make yourself comfortable!
6. Start peeing!
7. Don't mind me!
8. Savor this moment!
9. Concentrate!
10. RELAX!
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- LK
- Brooklyn, NY
- Chopping down trees inside a snowglobe.
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I still contend you can shout someone into loving you. It's worked on me dozens of times.
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i'm waiting for the book
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