Tuesday, August 12, 2008

To-Do: Lists To Do

1. Categories of Local News B-Roll I Do Not Want to Be Featured In
2. New Holidays
3. New Insults
4. Best Puns Using the Word 'Face'
5. Worst Barns
6. Food Combinations to Try
7. Equestrian "Dont's"
8. Barbie Outfits I Wish Existed
9. Words That Remind Me of the Future
10. Multi-national trillion-dollar corporations I plan on taking down, one by one, with the sheer force of my personality

1 comment:

  1. My ideas:

    #1. "Is Eczema exacerbated by morbid obesity? Stay tuned!"

    #7. Don't: mention glue around them. Although seriously - do we still make glue out of them? I can't imagine that we do. We do?!?! Christ Almighty, WHAT IS WRONG WITH US?!?

    #9. There's only one: hovercraft.

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