1. I am shocked that you said that!
2. Dios mio!
3. Do I have a fever?
4. Ow, that hit me squarely in the face.
5. The Dow is dropping again.
6. I am scared of that ghost over there.
7. Shh, I am thinking and/or sleeping.
8. My cheeks feel fat.
9. [Yawn]
10. Don't look at me, hide your eyes, for I am hideous.
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might i add:
ReplyDeleteOh god, get that flashlight out my face!
or
Oh my god, I thought I knew you.
(this should also accompany a deep sigh of disappointment)