Wednesday, November 19, 2008

To-Do: Tattoos I Want to Get

1. Nicolas Cage's face, life-sized, superimposed on my face
2. Big bug on my eyelid, cuz that's bad-ass
3. Studio portrait of my future family
4. Siskel & Ebert's Thumbs Up / Thumbs Down logo
(on my boobs)
5. Musical score of "Don't Worry, Be Happy" by Bobby McFerrin
6. MTA subway map, just for convenience
7. Phone numbers & addresses of ex-boyfriends
8. Chinese character for "ironic"
9. My latest rejection letter from McSweeney's
10. A frowning baby head on my bicep
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3 comments:

  1. Handle that Scandal!November 19, 2008 at 4:26 PM

    i so agree with you about the subway map.

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  2. JohnNovember 20, 2008 at 3:14 PM

    Dear Author,

    Um, no.

    -McSweeney's

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  3. De.CordayNovember 21, 2008 at 4:08 PM

    If you send this in as a submission to McSweeny's, what will they do???

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