How about: "Gay! Gay! Gay! A NYC memoir."
I know it's been used, but it's the first thing that comes to mind..."Please Kill Me: An Uncensored NYC Memoir."
How about: Wadyyou, some kinda freakin' MOE-ron?!
"Chock full of nuts"It was the first sign I would always see when we came out of the Port Authority bus terminal when coming in from NJ.Seemed to fit the situation perfectly.